The tale of the pants by Fuzzy

[Fuzzysox]

Bare with me it's a long story.

DH will be 50 next year in this last year he has lost 30 pounds. So with that 30 lb weight loss he needed new clothes. So I've been to Kohl's with him almost everyday. FUN!

Yesterday the register would not scan the latest round of "new" pants. Haha Kohl's is starting to hate him. It took three people and two registers to get us out of the store. He finally found pants that fit him perfectly now wants me to spend my week getting him these pants in all the colors that he likes. I'm thinking hellz no I'm just going to order them but he needs them for Christmas.

My Kohl's bill is going to be at least 3 pages long with all the buying, exchanging, returning that we did. It's a good thing that the CS people there know me and aren't alarmed by it all.

Thank goodness his vacation is over!

Signed,

Fuzzy

PS he exchanged the same shirt 3 times. He is NUTS.

[reporter20]

If you buy online you can get them by Christmas. Jus' sayin.


Also BIG congrats to him for 30 lbs lost. That's a big accomplishment, so he deserves the new clothes. Yayyy MrFuzzySox

[Fuzzysox]

I can't chance the when are they coming. I'll just go to the store today.

Reporter, sure he lost 30 lbs but he did it by not eating and smoking more to suppress his hunger. He looks horrible I think because he lost muscle mass. I told him he is trying to kill himself with his bad habits. I have a shelf full of Planter's peanuts for him. At least when he gets up in the middle of the night (night snacker) he is getting some protein in him. Now you can see why I think he is NUTS.

[Fuzzysox]

Yesterday morning we got up early to go to Kohl's in Glenview my favorite store. So DH is looking around the men's jeans and I'm looking for his darn dress pants.

Thank you Levi's for finally making skinny jeans for men. If your DH grew up in the 70's he would understand why having them be slim not relaxed is what men my DH's age want.

I finally found a pair of Docker's also made by Levi's that are slim fitting not relaxed. DH has bird legs so that relaxed fit leaves a ton of material under his butt which is a no no in DH's eyes.

So YAY he has dress pants and while he found the Levi's that he fell in love with that fit perfect I said HELL to the NO on the price, $58!!! I'll get those when they go down in price and can use some KC on them.

Now off I go to wash said dress pants so he can be all styling while at our semi-annual visit to church.

[Fuzzysox]

Oh Lord!! Now he is obsessed with Levi's again. He fit into a 32 x 32 again and wants every color. Umm yeah he did this a couple of years ago when he gained weight and I never saw him wear the pants ever. So I told him I saved his original Levi's from when we got married. I just have to dig them out.

Hence how I've spent the last 3 weeks looking at men's dress pants and now jeans.

[kewponaddict]

Well, IF I could ever fit into a 32 again I'd be thrilled. I think that's about a size 8 in women's. Congrats to your hubby on his weight loss!

[Fuzzysox]

I just found 8 pairs of his size 33 Levi's from the 1980's! Yep I kept them. Old Levi's are valuable. He also has his old Levi's denim jacket from the late 70's.